Smooching Out Front A Pizza Joint

So, the Sidekick is telling me this story about one of his friends. The details aren't important. It's another cheater tale, you know the kind. Drunk guy meets a girl and can't keep his tongue in his mouth. And Sidekick tells me, "He gets drunk and is smooching a girl out front of a pizza joint."

Smooching.

Sometimes word choices make me love someone even more.