Tuesday, September 29, 2009

How To Look Like A Slut

Something I have always wanted to know. And now there is a video.
So at first I thought someone's brother posted this of his sister and that this was what she actually looked like. But I was wrong. This chick is my new hero, because I laughed so hard at this that I nearly pissed myself. (Literally, not the gay British term meaning to have someone on.)
Basically, she is now my new hero. Enjoy!!!

Friday, September 25, 2009

Well, what do you say?

I would like to apologize for my last blog. I realize that it is completely unlike me.

I am not the broody, moody chick depicted below. I am good times. I swear!

I am the girl who laughs at everything. The girl who makes fun of herself, oh and you, I make fun of you too!

I redesigned my book cover the other day for my novel Seeking Eleanor. And my friend Rebs wrote a blog about it, see it here: Rebs Rants That is what I have been up to. And I am writing this book about pirates that is both fun and awesome!

And now I leave you with this motivational poster:

Monday, September 21, 2009

Fall To Your Knees

Have you ever had one of those days that takes you out at the knees.
Leaves you crippled and broken.
Leaves you wondering what the hell you are doing.
It started last night. I tried to bring myself out of it, but the black cloud took over. Leaving my heart hurting.
The world is a big place and, to be honest, I am just a fleck on its surface. Insignificance is a hard thing to come to terms with. No matter what I do, I know I am doing it to the best capability I can. And yet, it still seems rather pointless. I am not delusional. When I die, I die. My name will not live on when my body ceases to be. Morbid and morose indeed.
Today I was taken by surprise. And not in a good way.
Have I been wasting my time? Have I been investing myself in the right people? Could I have been wrong?
Maybe I am naive. Maybe I don't get it. Maybe I am mistaken.
Everything has just been made worse. What was I thinking?
Do I mean to depress you? No.
Can people just listen? And why can't people fathom the idea that you just don't want to talk about it?
The trait of a good friend is that they can give you what you want when you ask for it. That they don't take it personally when you aren't your regular self. That they respect the fact that you have bad days. And that they don't make you feel worse for it.
Tell me what I am doing. Tell me how to make it better and I will do it. I promise I will.
Maybe I just need someone to set me straight.
Don't get me wrong, I know there is no point in dwelling on this. I know that there is no point being sucked into this black abyss and yet, today...it is hard to resist.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Happy Day? Yes

Tonight I went out for dinner and noticed this sign in the dry cleaners windows.
I have no idea what it means.
Do you?

Thursday, September 17, 2009

I Am Stalking Selest

This morning I have confronted the fact that I am stalking Noelle Pierce.
She is on my MSN and Yahoo messenger. She is on my Facebook. She is on my Authonomy. She is now on my blog. I bump her threads. Send her dirty pics of myself.

I understand why I am doing it. After all she is one fine piece of ace. And she writes, rather well to be honest, please check her book out here:

Would be driving down to her home and peeping through her windows be going too far?

Living A Second Life

I am living a second life.

What is with all this technology?
Today I did a wee count in my head and realized, I have too many pages dedicated to myself.
I have a Facebook, Twitter, three blogs, an Authonomy page (for my book, click here if you want to take a look: http://authonomy.com/ViewBook.aspx?bookid=10412), three email address, one through Yahoo where I have my Yahoo Answers profile and a messenger thing, MSN, Myspace, Diviant Art Page, Photobucket account, YouTube account...and I am positive I am missing one.

That said, why the fuck do I have all these?
I don't have THAT many friends, and I am not THAT interesting...and yet still, still I have them, and I frequent all of them...except MySpace, that is just floating out there on its own looking for someone to love it.

It is a sad state of affairs.

Monday, September 14, 2009

It's A Sad Day Today!

Today was going fine until I went to Leppy's blog and noticed her tags.
It is a sad day for me today. Not only have I been overtook by Nick for how many blogs are about me, but Krystal has also passed me. I see Leppy everyday. This is bullshit. It hurts.
Clearly I simply haven't been living up to my game. Although I perused a few of the blogs she has written and I feel I should be tagged and I am not.
In my mind I am still above Krystal and Nick.
At least I am not as low as Rebs-SNAP!
Here is the proof if you simply don't believe it: